It feels so good to delete someone who has been sending you farmville requests for the past five years.  

Professors be like:

"oh cool, you’re on a break?  that means you’ll have plenty of time to work on this, and this, and this, and this, and this."

THIS DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF A BREAK PEOPLE 

"I deserve to be communicated to."

- A dear friend

sometimes you just have to buy yourself ice-cream even if you’re lactose intolerant.  

"The mornings we meet
Our words just fall as raindrops
Wet Tuesdays speak slow
"

- Haiku by yours truly

I’m really hoping this is the last all-nighter I’ll ever have to pull for an assignment.